Wireless in the Bad Place

Something is awry. It doesn't look like the new septic pump (or at least the activation part) is performing as it should be. It is not pumping at all and the tank is almost full. We'll assess things this evening and see what challenges or victories lie ahead. After this disappointment was discovered, Ken alerted of another unexpected obstacle: "MY CELL PHONE FELL IN THE HOLE!". Does anyone happen have an old Verizon cell they are not using that we can activate onto our plan?